Ho trail

Hot rail If you take the letter “t” off the word “hot” and put it in front of rail it then becomes “trail” leaving just H-O making it now read out the words ho trail

Hey bud what do a ho trail with me!?

by MK melee May 2, 2022

oregano trail

A landing strip dyed green.

She took her pants off and had an oregano trail but after I went down on her I came down with dysentery.

by abacus-succubus February 28, 2023

Honeymoon trail

The female version of the happy trail, brandished by a woman truly confident in her body.

Friend: My girl is shaved clean as a dolphin.
Me: That's wack, I'd rather follow the honeymoon trail to the magic forest.

by Mandingo Shakespeare July 17, 2023

Hallelujah Trails

Slimy secretions like a snail trail that provide evidence a gentleman has reached satisfaction.

"Oooh, that's got it," sighed Jez as he spaffed his wad. "Sorry about the Hallelujah Trails over your face though doll."

by The Rejected October 11, 2011

Ohio Trail Mix

When a Very over weight woman has dingle berrys (shit clumps)scabs, yeast Infection and crumbs from her hourly meal in her pubic hair as a meal for her fat loving lover

Kenneth/"Dude last night I ate Gertrude's Ohio Trail Mix that shit was delicious!" David/"Bro scrape off a bag for me next time!"

by Smube December 26, 2023

Trail Blazer

While mostly known as the car, the Trail Blazer is when a hairy whore leaves a gary the snail trail of penguin seamin off her pussy after rubbing it off on the carpet giving her third degree burns and a red puss.

That girl is a fucking trail blazer. You should have seen my apartment last night, bro.

by gluckgluckcumjug March 30, 2023

Trail of fail

Also known as: S Club 7 effect
When a multitude of people mishear one after another.

Person 1: I am not a sailor.
Person 2: Ask Leila?
Person 3: Escalator?
Person 4: S Club 7?
Person 1: Wow, what a trail of fail

by cold porridge May 6, 2018