Tossed Salad

When one person uses their tongue to go to town on another's bunghole for pleasure.

Jimmy, how did you make out last night? I hear you got a nice tossed salad. Great!!! She tossed my salad for a good 18-22 minutes.

by Big Gay Jim February 16, 2023

toss a frog

Performing vigorous cunnilingus or analingus on a French woman (or man if it's analingus)

Bob: Hey man how'd it go with that French lady you met last night?
Joe: Let's just say I toss a frog.
Bob: whaaaaaat???
Joe: Yeah I tossed that frog all night man. She was squealing.

by clockwerkdota2 November 23, 2015

laptop tossing party

A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.

In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.

P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)

Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?

Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.

Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.

by Treeveiasrja December 9, 2020

Tossing the Spark Plug

Giving someone a task only to sabotage their ability to complete it while still expecting them to like asking someone to drive you somewhere but you've already removed and discarded their spark plugs.

"How are we supposed to keep inventory with software that's incomplete?" "We're not. Management has been tossing the spark plug"

by Trevor Wolfe July 8, 2019

Tossing the pizza

It's when a Italian man rides you and spins counterclockwise

Hey Mark I just tossing the pizza with your boy Luigi in the gym locker room earlier.

by Sal the dryer washer October 6, 2025

Mud-Onion Salad Toss

The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.

"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."

"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"

by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021

Ring Toss

A game often played at bachelorette parties. Players take turns jumping across the room, trying to land their vaginas directly onto a hunky stripper's erect phallus. She who makes the first successful shot is the winner.

Male stripper #1: hey bro, how'd that bachelorette party go the other day?

Male stripper #2: started off tame enough but, man, after a few drinks they wound up playing a game of ring toss!

by Studs Buffley January 15, 2025