Salad fingers

A man with incredibly long, skinny, disgusting fingers.

"Dang, Glenn is really such a salad fingers."
"Dude, you let him touch you? Gross!"

by picklegorl September 8, 2018

Seizure Salad

When someone has a stroke and a seizure at the same time.

I saw a guy have a seizure salad the other day. It was pretty disturbing.

by JustThat_1 May 24, 2018

tossing the salad

a bowling technique that curves the ball

Anton is very good at tossing the salad. He gets a strike every time!

by LUL_TTS May 30, 2018

chef salad

you eat someones ass out (toss their salad) with jelly or syrup and then pack it with your meat.

I totally gave Dan St. a chef salad last night.

by Mr. Daniel Wagner August 17, 2011

Chocolate Salad

The Chocolate Salad is difficult to achieve and almost impossible to master. The man proceeds to excrete a bowl movement while the woman sucks his manitalia. Immediatly after he releives himself (in both meanings of the word) the woman begins to eat out the mans anal cavity until he releives himself again. Extra points are achieved if he passes a bowl and ejaculates at the same time.

Did you hear the news? Ryan got a fat chocolate salad from the Scranton Sloar! She took his dumpling blumpkin to the face!

by BlackSnowMan October 9, 2008

Cat Salad

When you have sex with a cat, and the cum looks like ranch dressing.

Joe: "Wanna play soggy biscut?"

Arnold: "Nah man lets play cat salad, I got a cat at home!"

Joe: "Lets do it!!"

by catsalad June 11, 2019

Salad shaker

Licking the insides of an individuals asshole

jacob sartorius: so yesterday she licked my asshole.

Friend: dude that's awesome.

jacob sartorius: yeah Millie is such a salad shaker.

Friend: damn right, she a whore.

by The despicable doctor March 21, 2018