lovelypeaches aka peaches is a middle aged lady who sings the song itchingandburning while wearing very...interesting clothing and posting pictures of her...how do I say it...moaning tee hee umm ya
peaches is the most beautiful singer
by Phsm October 3, 2019
Get the Peachesmug. Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.
Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"
by BlurpleHippo January 17, 2022
Get the Texas Peachmug. by Woah.a.rose January 11, 2021
Get the Peach Spinelmug. Southern peach….
Is a first name to start. Space between and all.
She has the most beautiful inner moral compas and morals that are her foundation and core.
She looses herself along the way being a product of her environment. Growing up in the worst most violent places in the world she developes a shield and wall to forget her morals and become selfish and alone not truly attaching herself to anyone. She lets the world turn her sour.
That’s okay because this world
Will beat you to your knees and keep you there permenantly if she lets it.
No. She knows exactly the right time down the road of life into her more
Mature years after the childish fun life of hers comes to an end and throws those walls and shield away. She is so strong she proves it by action not words and never says anything twice. She is a goddess. And a colourful tattooed head to toe women with the addictive personality and looks you simply can’t ignore.
She walks into a room quiet but with weight and everyone sees her. Not many. Barley. Anyone actually gets the privilege to get to know her.
Don’t hurt her though. She’ll fuck you up.
If you don’t hurt her. She’ll show you what love truly is.
She won’t leave your side. She will stand beside you and ride along side even if she knows it’s wrong but can’t let you go alone.
She is everything you need exactly when you need it.
Is a first name to start. Space between and all.
She has the most beautiful inner moral compas and morals that are her foundation and core.
She looses herself along the way being a product of her environment. Growing up in the worst most violent places in the world she developes a shield and wall to forget her morals and become selfish and alone not truly attaching herself to anyone. She lets the world turn her sour.
That’s okay because this world
Will beat you to your knees and keep you there permenantly if she lets it.
No. She knows exactly the right time down the road of life into her more
Mature years after the childish fun life of hers comes to an end and throws those walls and shield away. She is so strong she proves it by action not words and never says anything twice. She is a goddess. And a colourful tattooed head to toe women with the addictive personality and looks you simply can’t ignore.
She walks into a room quiet but with weight and everyone sees her. Not many. Barley. Anyone actually gets the privilege to get to know her.
Don’t hurt her though. She’ll fuck you up.
If you don’t hurt her. She’ll show you what love truly is.
She won’t leave your side. She will stand beside you and ride along side even if she knows it’s wrong but can’t let you go alone.
She is everything you need exactly when you need it.
by Noordhoff November 22, 2022
Get the southern peachmug. by Granite Smith January 29, 2025
Get the peach cuhmug. When Melissa gets turned on, she is a real peach monkey and climbs all over her man trying to quench her desires!
by Mr Renaissance July 10, 2014
Get the Peach Monkeymug. by TheCoolJoel September 19, 2021
Get the peach wedgemug.