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Horned Jake

Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.
Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.
by Swisher rolled tight January 20, 2021
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horn

someone who is not loyal to their significant other.

(horn is not horn unless you take it on)
(horn or get horn)
by drinkinglean May 14, 2022
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The Horn Dog Drill

A Football Drill or game that involves three players huddling together into a circle, pulling out their dicks, rubbing it on the turf grass, and tries to cum on a Football. The person who cums on the football last has to run up and down the field with the football with cum on it up their ass.
Last week My football coach made me and two teammates do The Horn Dog Drill.
by Mr. Dinklenut April 27, 2025
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Adam Van Horn

Adam Van Horn is a man who acts like he is above everyone, but in reality cares deeply for those in his close friends and family. He is extremely witty, but sometimes uses that wit to mess with his son, Brayden. He loves rock and crumbl cookies. He loves strawberry cake, but only when its made well. He loves tennis to the point of an addiction. Hes very nice and handsome, and a very hardworker. He is also an example of someone who tries their very best to be a good father, and he succeeded. Adam is a 8/10 person, and deserves to be referred to as master and king.
Adam Van Horn is such a hunk

I know right Adam is such a stud
by BestSonEverBv June 18, 2022
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dyke horn

Oh girl you're getting my dyke horn tonight.
by ZeeRoja January 18, 2020
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the hook’em horns

The Hook’em horns is similar to the concept of “two in the pink one in the stink” but here you do the hook’em horns hand gesture and apply the same concept as the “2 in the pink 1 in the stink
“Bro I heard you hooked up with Charlene Last night
“Yeah I used “the hook’em horns” on her”
by Lpnigga February 7, 2018
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Honking the farty horn

When you squeeze their ass unexpectedly and they let one squeak
She was making breakfast this morning so I came up to surprise her and accidentally started honking the farty horn
by Crsp November 26, 2021
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