Free Food

A restaurant chain that you guess it: SERVES FREE FOOD.

You: hey get McDonald’s

Mom: no but I got something!
You: burger king

Mom: no it’s Free Food
You: I want to die rn

by Siri IPhone 8 Plus March 13, 2021

food stampable

Able to be purchased with food stamps

Because it has "nutrition facts" and not "supplemental facts" it is food stampable, so I'll use my food stamps to buy it.

by Tazsylfan December 20, 2022

Cabinet Food

The type of food one finds themselves eating when their parent figure is out.

Bradly's parents celebrated their anniversary in the city on wednesday and he had to depend on the cabinet food for sustenance. This meant nothing but pop-tarts and an open bag of cheese doodles.

Dylan was sad when he realized cabinet food would be his only dinner for christmas.

by The Seanigan December 19, 2009

Food Banker

Cockney rhyme for 'Wanker' but also implies that the person is also poor or has not enough money to buy food.

Fuck off you food banker

by Andy_Connor November 12, 2022

food horny

An intense desire to eat something, unrelated to hunger.

Man, I know I just stuffed myself at the buffet, but the smell coming from that steak house is making so food horny!

by Edymnion2 June 2, 2018

Anchor Food

A heavy food someone eats just before bed to help them fall asleep.

Awake at 3am, Marc decided to eat a piece of deep dish pizza as his anchor food to help him sleep.

by funcybunch September 10, 2016

round food

the pinnacle name for the round circular object know as pizza. Very good at giving your atoms the many nourishment that i do so require to continue attempting suicide.

oi bruv mums just made some banging, exsqusite round food. wanna take a bite fam?

by TheRoundFoodConnoisseur June 1, 2020