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flowers

flowers (always in plural)

something that's

a) a total mismatch in your current environment

b) a synonym for a lemon, i.e a useless, worthless piece of junk
boy a) flowers, in the fruits and vegetables freezer of a community center (wtf lines appear on his face), make no sense to me.Besides, are flowers human-edible?

boy b: i don't know, some retard brought them in here. people don't eat flowers alright, especially poor people looking for food during the winter at their community center.
by Sexydimma December 11, 2013
mugGet the flowersmug.

[u think u flower]

To refer to someone that is actually feeling herself/himself is so pretty with over confidence but actually their face is so so
Alexa : "no man can get me, because i'm very pretty"

Simba: "u think u flower?"

So 'u think u flower' is just a slang word to call them, ewh you nasty
by bibiralaska April 2, 2020
mugGet the [u think u flower]mug.

National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day

Give the loved one of yours flowers. September 24th is National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day.
Buy her flowers and appreciate the moment. National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day
by Ptr094 September 24, 2022
mugGet the National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Daymug.

flower

oh look at that flower
by chowder pants May 23, 2021
mugGet the flowermug.

wanking the flower

fingering a girl so hard it breaks her hymen therefore taking her virginity
i finger fucked this girl so hard i ended up wanking the flower.
by monkeyfoot12 March 3, 2010
mugGet the wanking the flowermug.

fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.
Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!
by keeby March 31, 2020
mugGet the fruitless flowering treemug.

Flower penis

When your a hippie but you buy a dildo
by Hsjejf August 17, 2017
mugGet the Flower penismug.

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