minty chode

A fresh dick that is wide but small

Hey guys look at cale over there he has a minty chode.

by Minty guy May 22, 2023

woogie chode

The more hairy and elongated chode.

1. Your woogie chode is so hairy its like chewbaca.

2. This sucks a woogie chode

by Mansex Extraordinaire October 21, 2004

Chode launcher

A term referring to those with penies so small that they feel the need to apply a lift kit to their 2wd pickup trucks.

"Wait, Hayden's lifted ranger is two wheel drive? What a chode launcher..."
Formal: "My good sir, is your pickup lacking a transfer case? What are you? A chode launcher?"

by Owens juicy ass June 30, 2020

Cheesewheel Chode

A dick that's wider than it is long (usually more than 3 inches wide but under 2 inches long).
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.

Girl: It's so... WIDE!!!

Guy: So?

Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!

by Aslap927 June 20, 2009

chode-out

To spend time in totally useless activity or lethargy, especially playing videogames. Synonymous with "veg-out". Derrives from the word "chode", that useless flap of skin that is supposed to keep your balls from flapping around but really doesn't do anything.

"I think I'm gonna chode out with GTA tonight again."

by Nathan McKnight May 13, 2005

Rocky Chode

A delightful dairy dessert, sure to tickle the tastebuds and stimulate the senses.

Judy thought for a moment, then chose a triple scoop of Rocky Chode for it's delicious taste and smooth texture.

by JBKS November 6, 2009

Cunt Chode

A loose pussy

Flynn has a cunt chode

by Flownow August 7, 2017