wizards cap

I have a wizards cap on my penis.
by wizard master August 02, 2013
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Beer Wizard

The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".
"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."

"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."
by broooomswuad April 18, 2015
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Period wizard

A partner that has a very stressed out girlfriend, whose stress prevents them from having periods. The period wizard makes their girlfriend feel much better, causing them to not be too stressed to have a period.
Girlfriend: "I used to be too stressed to have periods, but then I got with this period wizard and BOOM! period."
by Nex2950 September 04, 2021
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hedge wizard

Conner is a hedge wizard
by Hedge wizard 2.0 June 21, 2018
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invisible wizard

When you cum on accident from a dream
Dude last night I had a invisible wizard my pants were soaked when I woke up
by max baldwin January 23, 2023
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Party Wizard

One who is capable of manifesting a good time. Or one who is in a good mood at a party and is handing out "goodies" to fellow partiers.

Similar to a modern shamen.
"See that dude over there", "yeah", "he pulled this shit out his hat like a party wizard"

"Man, you're like a party wizard handing out all this shwag."
by Tree Wizard January 03, 2012
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wizard hole

When, youre having an orgy and when the guys are about to cum the girl opens up her chamber of secrets like in Harry Potter and the guys jizz in her representing the wizarding houses at Hogwarts. Gryffindor, Slytherian, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff
"Oy bly me heres my wizard hole"
by DATBOIOVERTHEREWITHTHAGOGURT August 16, 2017
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