taint swaggler

a girl who rubs on your taint while you're having sex with her.

she's pretty good in bed, for a taint swaggler.

or in past tense...

that horny chick swaggled my taint lastnight.

by mr. z800 July 8, 2011

Taint Sparkle

The remains of a fart that produces a splatter of shit on one's taint.

"I thought I farted, but when i wiped, the paper revealed that I had a large amount of taint sparkles."

by klickklackpow January 6, 2012

Tip to Taint

Defines the ultimate goal of any girl where her intent is to engulf your entire member in a near scandalous blow job.

Holly shit is Sally good; she took me tip to taint until I could feel her bottom lip on my asshole.

by Angus McCracken March 26, 2020

Taint soup

When your taint is soaked in sweat due to weather or emotional influence. This is the umbrella phrase that covers ball soup and clam chowder.

It was way too hot last night, I woke up with a bowl of taint soup.

by Kungfud00d January 26, 2014

Taint Spray

Taint Spray: the spray to hide your taint stank; also known as taint be gone, allows for a fresh smelling taint.

Hey billy, your taint stank. Oh. You should try some "taint spray", it helped me with my stank. Thank you Amanda, now my taint smells like dank.

by Taint Magee May 15, 2018

taint

the region between the ballsack and the asshole for a man and the vagina and the asshole for a woman

daym that shawty has a fine ass taint

by Soviet_Doggo69 September 6, 2021

Itchy Side Taint

When the crack between your right/left testicle and taint gets really itchy

Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.

by Idisownbikesnobs May 12, 2015