5 second joke

A joke that lasts for only 5 seconds. (A joke that can easily be spotted in 5 seconds.)

Dood 1: look, I got a 100 dollar bill
Dood 2: (5 seconds later)... Dude, thats fake
Dood 1: I know, its a 5 second joke

by YT name: Max Mool ( Asian kid) April 07, 2018

second-night syndrome

sometimes known as SNS. occurs when actors or tech crew in a play get cocky over their opening night performances and slack off on the second night, resulting in a horrible show.

Director: What happened tonight? This show was horrible!
Actor: Sorry, Mr Jones. We got second-night syndrome.

by anthony pazo April 19, 2007

second wave veganism

New, improved veganism, that is more about saying yes to things instead of being all negative and saying no. Some of these things can be, for example, meat.

Jill: You're not a vegan.
Jane: I'm new wave vegan, it's a second wave veganism.
Jane: Veganism for me is about saying yes to things... even meat.
Susan: Well, let's hope it doesn't get out of hand... we don't want it to develop into a vegan spank inferno.
Jane: If you like animals, you'll love lamb!

by Superior knowledge February 19, 2015

5 second rule

A highly scientific finding that says that germs need at least five seconds to jump on food that falls on the floor, enabling the person who dropped said food to pick it up and safely consume it, as long as they do so within five seconds of dropping it.

"Hey dude, that cookie's still OK to eat, the five second rule's in effect."

by dungbeetle July 10, 2004

It only hurts for a second

Quote from barbie life in the dreamhouse. Mainly used during injection / vaccination / pinches

It only hurts for a second like a pinch.
nEvErMiNd pInCheS dOnT hUrt for a Second

by $EM!N@H4LL1W3LL July 01, 2022

Second Hand Hangover

After your friend has a night of drinking, and YOU wake up the next day with a headache.

Good morning Spencer, how are you?

Ugh....I have a headache
So, you've got a "Second Hand Hangover?"

by The Hartman June 09, 2017

Second Hand Blushing

When you read something out of a book, that involves one of the characters blushing due to sethinf being done/said, eventually causing you (the reader) to blush like the character, in response.

Jade was second hand blushing when she read Carter confess to Zia in her book.

by Ultimate_Shipper/Fangirl September 20, 2017