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Joseph

The best person you will ever meet. Absolutely perfect in every way possible. Extremely hilarious and can be friends with literally anyone. Talented, even though he might deny it, the voice of an actual angel. Nice to everyone but one of the best friends ever, you can talk to him about ANYTHING.
"I wish I could be friends with Joseph."
by imurbae November 17, 2019
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Joseph

Josephs are the reason the earth is still spinning.

They are tall, most have blue/brown eyes and brown hair.

Being named Joseph comes with expectations of greatness, talent and intellect.

You can't be named ''Joseph'' and die forgotten.

Becoming friends with Joseph will only work if he thinks you can be a valuable asset.

Once they realise you're the one they'll be the best partner in crime.

They're usually hard working. Like, that one employee leaving the office at 11pm. Could very well become some kind of author/politician or famous painter.
Josephs tend to think they're exceptional and better than everyone else. It's true. Because of their name, they know they have to change the world.

If you find a Joseph in good condition, keep them close.

You never know what they might become.
Damn, Joseph, that's some fine pasta you just made!
Welcome to the official fanclub of Josephs, take a seat. Oh, all the seats have been taken actually. By other Josephs.

Joseph can I marry you?
by Pat_Smith_94 November 22, 2021
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Joseph

Joseph likes Rock
by Backrooms monster November 17, 2022
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Joseph Paxton

by Little jill June 2, 2020
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Joseph L

Joseph L is the toptier name for someone. Joseph is good aswell but the L initial afterwards is a special piece of magnificence. Joseph L's tend to be great at sports such as Skateboarding or Basketball.
Joseph L beat Lukas in a game of S.K.A.T.E.
by bootyshortsforfriday May 26, 2022
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Joseph

A stupid whore who stole my fucking spoon and is a no good evil son of a bitch who sucks at cod and gd.
“Hey did you hear Joseph did. He stole my FUCKING SPOON IS THAT SON OF FUCKING SLUT DID.
by Bill cilent March 3, 2022
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Asher Joseph

Streamer on twitch. Here community is awesome but sometimes it can get really weird. Some of the chatters like eating kids
Did you see that Asher Joseph is live?
Yeah I heard that Asher Joseph is really cool
Yup she is
by Some random bitch August 15, 2021
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