Fap

Yes this word does mean

Masturbating but sometimes it could be used for shooting something at someone like a gun

Aye bro Fap his ass rq

by Lorenzow57 April 10, 2023

fap collection

A collection of photos or videos a man uses when he faps

"What's this folder titled "homework"?"

"Don't open it it's my entire fap collection"

by Maxwellmace January 24, 2024

fuming fap

beating your meat out of pure frustration.

i'm sick of getting these answers wrong, gonna take a fuming fap real quick.

after failing the test, johnny slipped into the bathroom and came out 20min later...that fap was definitely fuming.

by SheepLand June 11, 2021

Fun Fapping February

During the month of February, men must be fapping more than it is usually recommended. This is to make up for the fact that we have No Nut November and let’s be honest, Destroy Dick December doesn’t go as well as we’d like

Yo did you participate in Fun Fapping February? Yeah dude I’ve been sucked dry.

by BoukiBoi November 18, 2020

sleep fapping

When one faps in his sleep after a sensual wet dream.

Tommy-I heard my brother sleep fapping the other night and had to wash my eyes with holy water the day after.
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?

by sleepfapper625 April 12, 2015

National FaceTime fap day

On November 16th you and your partner have to fap on face time no questions asked

Hey it’s November 16th You have to

Do national facetime fap day

by Foxxiegirl November 16, 2021

Shrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison

Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022