Fapping Hysterically

Masturbating with wildly uncontrolled emotion.

After copious amounts of cocaine and porn Cliff began Fapping Hysterically in the corner.

I was Fapping Hysterically all night listening to Adele's new single.

by HotDeuceUniversity August 16, 2016

Fuck fapping february

Second month of Sigma year. During this period you may find an increase in your testosterone levels and start feeling less like a wanker. Is is only a second month so it is still considered an easy one.

James:"wow this Sigma year looks promising, better not fail my Fuck fapping february."

by chorbet November 15, 2022

L faps

A way to describe an unattractive person, or in more simpler terms someone you wouldn’t masturbate to.

This girl in my Spanish class is L faps

by Cape more Huzz August 28, 2025

FAP

the noise made when sarah hits her head on the wall

god sarah is going to get a concussion if she doesn't cease and desist the FAP

by shlickmuhdoggen October 7, 2018

fap taxi

Taxi that you fap in to get to your destination, and deposit penal juice into drivers mouth

I love that awesome fap taxi ride

by doctorcocktor September 11, 2014

Fap

Fat Ass Pussy

My wife has a fap.

by S-m-s-m March 18, 2021

Fap rag

The meaning of fap rag is being a dumbass that drives a gay Buick Regal and gets baked for no reason and believes he’s in Minecraft after he gets fried

Zach Mueller is a fap rag

by Zachm.lovesboys January 17, 2020