Edmond Elephant Jr.

An irritatingly smart person. It can also be used in a sarcastic manner.

Person 1: The Earth is flat!
Person 2: Okay, Edmond Elephant Jr.

by a random eggplant May 10, 2021

Elephant String

A tampon string hanging out of a large woman.

Damn. Thanks he girl with the elephant string shouldn’t be skinny dipping!

by KimSimpson July 10, 2022

big-brained elephant

someone whose real identity is an elephant and has big brain.

Coco Shabnam Maka is an big-brained elephant
Coco:ERURURURUEUHRUEHRUERHEURH

by thecharacterwannie July 14, 2022

Elephant Riders

A fictional group of civil war soldiers who rode elephants in to battle on the East Coast of the United States, coined by the Clutch song of the same name after they leaned about Siam’s proposal to offer the US elephants to ride in to battle.

“Elephant riders to the North-west, bring news of battle”

by flanbro July 17, 2022

Baby Elephant Walk

A "bonding" exercise in the form of a physical activity wherein participants form either a conga line or circle, bend over whilst naked (from at least the waste down), place their head against the buttocks of the person in front, grasp his penis with one hand, thence proceed to move forward, typically at increasing pace until the line is broken

Of course, such activity is usually frowned upon by authorities and, as such, may normally only be proceeded with at such gatherings as Rugby (Union) teams at English public boarding schools

Coach: Next game will be against the Boers...

They've bringing their best game...

And they'll have been practising...

How are we going to beat them?

Jenkins: Team work!

Coach: Let's bond then!

Watson-Smythe: Baby Elephant Walk!

Team: Yea!!!

by GuttandTag July 25, 2022

Elephant Graveyard Surprise

The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)

Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.

by RL91 July 4, 2022

Elephant Penis

I was told that if I make a definition for this I would get and elephant penis.

"Please give me and Elephant Penis"

by The Grimm one September 4, 2022