Tight Hank Hill Ass

When you play by the book & obey every law 24/7 & never let small problems go away.

Bobby is a fucking loser with that Tight Hank Hill Ass!

Fuck him! His ass so tight his ass cheeks suck in his asshole like trying to pick up a cherry off the stool.

by Howard Stern Number 1 January 3, 2022

tight closet

A girl/guy who is an adult (over 18) and is still inside the closet. Since she/he is an adult and grew up in the closet it has become too tight with little room

that girl has a tight closet

by Marty I’m scared February 13, 2019

Tight

Highly inebriated, drunk, high

After a night of partying... “You know I was tight last night.”

by Mindyhova February 27, 2021

Tight around the edges

It is now an expression. When something is tight around the edge.

That jump is tight around the edges

by d2d3 November 26, 2019

Tight

Something that is harsh or mean, usually a roast.

Friend: You are so bad at this game!

Me: That's tight!

by You don't know me, honestly April 29, 2019

Tight

like some sort of animal god, but not like some filthy furry.

Man, he is tight in bed!

by J-kw4n October 8, 2006

Tight

Drunk, tipsy.

In the 1940 movie, His Girl Friday, Cary Grant's character says to his ex-wife (Rosalind Russell), "I insist the night I proposed I was tight."

In Anatomy of a Murder, the Jimmy Stewart character is asking a witness how drunk the subject of the statement was and he compares "tight" and "sloppy with a drink."

In the Osborn Brothers' song, I'll Be All Right Tomorrow: "I may be a little bit tight tonight but I'll be all right tomorrow."

by davewashere January 30, 2017