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jianhao tan

An old school channel that uses ideas from night owl cinematics and wow banana

Bastard qho uses daddys money. knnbccb
sg 6 yrs ols:WE LOVE JIANHAO
Us:FUCK YOU jianhao tan
by ypkiasg6969 June 8, 2023
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tan tip

When you have sex for hours and burn the tip of your shaft tan
I banged that prostitute so long last night I got a tan tip.
by 13 inches June 14, 2023
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Monitor Tan

When someone spends all of their time in front of their screen, and never gets out into the real world
Friend 1: Hey, where's Derick?
Friend 2: Derick decided he wanted to stay home and work on his monitor tan.
by Lawdog606 March 9, 2023
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sin(cos(tan(x)))

what you always put into a graphing calculator when you're bored. gives kinda underwhelming results.
i dont know what these "sin" "cos" and "tan" buttons do but they seem like cool math stuff so lemme put sin(cos(tan(x))) into my calculator
by < ^ > v March 30, 2023
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yano tan

absolute awsome person, is very adorable and smart.
by gogoogogogogogoggo February 1, 2023
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tanned

that chavi got tanned
by midgetpornenthusiast February 7, 2023
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Tan Venom

Powdered Mitragynine hydrochloride. Usually has a yellowish tan hue, hence the name.

Mitragynine is the main opioid alkaloid present in kratom. Average kratom powder contains anywhere from .5%-1.5% mitragynine by weight. A typical dose of mitragynine is 50-100mg (between 4-8 grams of kratom powder).

While 99% pure Mitra hcl is white in color, most extracts are between 30-50% purity and typically comes in a tan color hence the name.

Much like cocaine and the coca plant, mitragynine is the purified psychoactive alkaloid in the plant making it significantly more potent. Harm reduction is strongly encouraged, as fatal overdose is a significantly greater possibility than it is with kratom powder.

Pure mitra is hard to find due to safety concerns but is unscheduled in the United States.
Friend: Hey do you have any kratom? That White Borneo was good shit if you have more of that.

Me: I have tan venom on deck. It’s pure mitratynine and it is so much stronger than regular kratom. Unlike kratom which feels like 10mg of hydrocodone, this shit feels kinda like smack.
by danasp_42 February 22, 2023
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