A dude decked out in top-tier offshore fishing gear - fishing shirt, expensive polarized shades, Olukai flip flops and buff around the neck - but hasn’t touched a rod since that one party boat trip in 2016. Usually found far from any actual water, often at brunch, Publix, or flexing on Instagram with a caption like “Salt Life" next to a retention pond.
Common Traits:
- SPF 50 hoodie with no tan line
- Talks tides, can’t tie a clinch knot
- Sandbar MVP, casting optional
- Uses ‘tight lines’ as a sign-off, unironically
Common Traits:
- SPF 50 hoodie with no tan line
- Talks tides, can’t tie a clinch knot
- Sandbar MVP, casting optional
- Uses ‘tight lines’ as a sign-off, unironically
Bro, that guy just pulled up in a lifted Tacoma wearing $500 in fishing gear to buy a sub. Total Pelagic Poser.
If your fish finder is your TikTok feed… you might be a Pelagic Poser.
If your fish finder is your TikTok feed… you might be a Pelagic Poser.
by Pary Moppins July 1, 2025
Get the Pelagic Posermug. Someone that never really had to fight/work too hard for anything in life, but still wants the image of somebody that really did those things for show to the world.
The Cinderella poser always had someone else come help/save her if the going started to get tough, or if she started to get beat. She doesn't really know anything about loss, which is why she was never a true Cinderella in the first place.
by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021
Get the Cinderella posermug. poser syndrome is when one is a beginner at skateboarding and his or her nose and tail is fucked up like a whore
by Jordon Dornath October 23, 2011
Get the Poser Syndromemug. A derogatory word for someone a certain person does not particularly like. Used to show how much person a knows about the "scene" by insulting person "b".
Person B: Hey! Do you like Taking Back Sunday?
Person A: Oh my god. You are so lame. Taking Back Sunday isn't cool.
Person B: ...
Person A: And are those Converse? Don't you know everyone wears Vans? You're such a poser.
Person B: *slits wrists in the bathroom*
Person A: Oh my god. You are so lame. Taking Back Sunday isn't cool.
Person B: ...
Person A: And are those Converse? Don't you know everyone wears Vans? You're such a poser.
Person B: *slits wrists in the bathroom*
by powertrash July 28, 2008
Get the posermug. celery: "hey look, its the posers"
other celery: "i wonder if the'll come to entert- i mean to annoy us"
other celery: "i wonder if the'll come to entert- i mean to annoy us"
by lovelyhatz May 17, 2023
Get the posermug. The incorrect spelling for the word "Poseur". But if you must know, a poser is
pos·er pṓzər
(plural pos·ers)
(n) Someone who poses for a photograph or a work of art.
Look it up.
Although, a 'poseur', if that is what you meant, is
po·seur pō zúr
(plural po·seurs)
(n) A Pretentious Person: somebody who tries to impress others by behaving in an affected way
I'm unsure why people changed the spelling of it, but it is frowned apon. You have just made an ass out of you and me.
pos·er pṓzər
(plural pos·ers)
(n) Someone who poses for a photograph or a work of art.
Look it up.
Although, a 'poseur', if that is what you meant, is
po·seur pō zúr
(plural po·seurs)
(n) A Pretentious Person: somebody who tries to impress others by behaving in an affected way
I'm unsure why people changed the spelling of it, but it is frowned apon. You have just made an ass out of you and me.
by Nerdfighter Ninja February 21, 2011
Get the Posermug. The group of young black guys and girls kept acting like they were from Southie, then calling white kids who acted like they were from Compton posers.
by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021
Get the Poser's posermug.