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Moon Gooning

So you go to a native field and blow the head off a buffalo with joe rogan and goon in in
Yeah i went Moon Gooning yesterday
by El Nk255 December 6, 2023
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Ethical Gooning

Ethical gooning is a form of gooning where the individual only consumes porn and other forms of NSFW media in a way where:

1. All characters are canonically (or clearly by their depiction) 18+.

2. They know, understand, and like the character beyond their mere sexual appeal.

3. They do their best to credit artists and other creators if they edit or repurpose their work.

Overall, the ethical gooner cares for and derives pleasure from other things beyond mere objectification or blind consumption of porn and NSFW media.

This is to especially juxtapose themselves to forms of gooning, where individuals that generate ignorance and mindsets that sexualize and objectify everything due to their blind consumption.
Person 1: I like Yor Foger because she's a cool character with an amazing character in SpyXFamily while being hot as fuck. You only like her for the later. We are not the same.

Person 2: Aren't all are you crusty gooners the same?

Person 1: No, I engage in ethical gooning unlike others.
by Jack Yoth February 2, 2025
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peak state gooning

peak state gooning may most be simply explained as gooing for so long you astral project into a different form of being. it requires hours of intence effort and techniques to reach it. it may also require sencery isolation for all but feeling. once reaching all thats left is (or experienced) is a pleasure so intence and outright violent that its beyond our own minds comprehension. it only requires holding a orgasm for 1 hour strait.
I reached peak state gooning in only 4 hours yesterday.
by the gooner of usa March 31, 2025
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Goon

A verb- to chill. To relax. To hangout.
Man 1: “Yo come over to my house we’re gonna goon”

Man 2: “I would love to but I’m gooning with my dog right now
by Jlipo June 1, 2025
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Goon Fap

The act of touching yourself, also known as jerking off, until the skin comes off of one’s penis.
Alright Johnny, I’m gonna head home and goon fap into my brothers bong.
by Chickenjockey123 May 3, 2025
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Goon

1980s US slang for one who is not present or not to be taken considerably.
Don’t listen to that crazy goon!”
“Where is that goon?”
by J Manchester January 19, 2025
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Goon

I “gooned” so fast I got a friction burn.
by GattlingGoon April 24, 2025
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