your dog a frog

The most almighty out of all the forbid in faces.

"Your mom gay."
"Your daddy lesbian."
"Your granny tranny."
"Your grandpap a trap."
"Your sisters a mister."
"Your brothers a mother."
"No you."
Your dog a frog
Falls down dead

by Grandpa dom March 31, 2018

Bull Dick Frog

A male that hops from chick to chick.

That guy over there is a bull dick frog.

by RSherm March 13, 2019

National Frog Day

National Frog Day is where you can do anything to a frog!! :)
DONT FUCK IT FOR FUCKS SAKE

Luna: *plays with a frog*
Luka: *fucks a frog*
Luna: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Luka: but it’s national frog day!
Luna: BUT FUCKING IT IS NOT RIGHT

by char_spring April 14, 2023

build a bear frog

The popular tiktok phenomenon; a build a bear skin that is designed to personal liking, most commonly the green frog in overalls. Comes in multiple varieties of color and is popular around teens.

Amy: Hey Martha, have you heard about the build a bear frog?

Martha: Heck yeah Amy! I so totally want one.

Amy: Lets get one this weekend!

by froggirlthatrocks March 25, 2023

Kermit the Frog Green

A really ugly and tasteless shade of green.

or

A term that is used to define something (mostly a choice of color or decor) as gross and overwhelming.

Elmo: Oh wow, look at that fancy car! I want one of those in Kermit the Frog Green!

Ezruh: Elmo, you have no taste. Everything looks hideous in Kermit the Frog Green, anyone with a brain in their skull could understand that.

Elmo: Oh be quiet.

by Cecil The Cave Troll October 8, 2023

Cartwheeling frog-job

When the female does a cartwheel mid-sex, and the male catches her feet and proceeds to eat her out while the female starts giving the male a blowjob while she is still upside down (practically 69). If they both have enough strength and space, they then will start cartwheeling around the room whilst still performing 69

Me and my girlfriend experimented with different sexual activities last night. We tried the Cartwheeling frog-job and it was dizzy but rather fun!

by Large DangleWanger 1678 July 26, 2020

Are you frogging me?

The term “are you frogging me?” Is the same thing as saying “are you kidding me” but if you like frogs and are a fellow frogged feel free to use it when somebody says something ridiculous

“Hey there’s a frog outside in the grass”
“WOW OMG RLLY YOUVE GOTTA BE FROGGING ME, ARE YOU FROGGING ME?”

Example 2
“Hey, I just took a shit in your toaster”
“Are you frogging me right now?”

by Frogfanman November 12, 2020