cold afuck

when it's so cold your mind can't process whether it'd like to be cute af or real as fuck.

example: "lol it's cold aFUCK"

by PapaSmurf-777 November 23, 2020

cold ribs

Other slang for a "cold heart". You're heart is so frozen that it spreads to your ribs. To have both of them usually means you're a person who lacks total affection in general.

Guy 1: Man, you're a cold-hearted person for leaving her on that date.
Guy 2: What can I say bro, I got cold ribs.

by kokobarker973 June 26, 2022

cold lick

1.When someone does someone bad 2.doing someone wrong to gain self advantage for no apparent reason

Person 1: Wonder why Layne stole that Galaxy 5 from his landlord? Person 2: I Idk dude, but that was a cold lick .

by C.Stuart. November 26, 2019

Cold dick

Like ‘facts’ is used, cold dick is something very true usually used when spilling the tea.

“sally is so annoying I can’t even stand her”
That’s some cold dick

by Makeshifts April 14, 2019

Cold meatball

Someone that is a straight clown / bozoe

Yo that dude Paul is a cold meatball

by Goose716 December 19, 2016

Truck Cold

1) When you've been a little bit sick and it suddenly becomes drastically worse.

2) Getting very sick even though you've been alone in an enclosed space for an extended period of time.

"Yo I can't go to school today."

"Weren't you just coughing a little bit?"

"Well now I'm nauseas, puking blood, and shitting lava. On top of the coughing"

"Ah... Truck Cold."

by Flavoured_Air May 4, 2018

Cold lettuce

The sexual act of taking a fist full of lettuce it is shoved an agreed upon distance inside of the woman’s vagina (opposite of hot lettuce) they then proceed to do the deed. After both are satisfied the man takes out the lettuce and is served as a family meal.

Child: Hey Dad what’s for dinner

Dad: Steak with a side of cold lettuce

by Yumyumman March 31, 2020