TARD

Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder. Mental illness related to not being able to accept that President Trump is the President.

He cut off his penis because Trump won, he's a TARD .

by Drossman_ April 5, 2017

tard city

somewhere with a large population of tards

its tard city around here

by jenny banks February 5, 2008

Tardation Nation

The majority of people who are citizens of Red Sox Nation. The typical tardation nation member usually tends to be that of a white male who is overweight, unintelligent, poor, lazy and sometimes very odoriferous. They spend most of their day blogging about Boston sports and they are always seen wearing clothing which has either Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins or Patriots emblems on them. This cheap and ugly clothing, which is sometimes mixed and matched always seems to be purchased from Walmart.

Hey Joba, check out that moron who is driving that Ford 150. Yeah, the Masshole wearing the backwards Red Sox hat and Tom Brady jersey who has all the stupid ass Celtics, Patriots and Red Sox bumper stickers all over it. Yeah dude, he's your stereo-typical Red Sox Nation Tardation Nation member! I wonder if he knows that the extra large B sticker on his truck stands for Bandwagon? What a dumb ass.

by HankwillgetusaChampionship! October 10, 2008

Taed

The name given to anybody named Theodore, Teddy, Ted, or Tad. It can be used in a variety of ways such as a noun or proper noun.

Pronunciation: (tay-yed)

Person A: "Hello, my name is Ted."

Person B: "Well hi there, Taed."

by Parker&Ali December 28, 2009

Tard butt

The abnormally large back side of a mentally challenged person. This condition is believed to be genetic.

John: Why do all retards have fat asses?
Lexi: It's a condition called Tard butt.

by yaheardsound1 December 15, 2014

Tard Wrangler

The designated person in a friend group that keeps his/her drunken friends from making terribly stupid decisions.

Who is going to be the tard wrangler during tonight's drinking game?

by MexicanTurkey24 December 10, 2020

part-tarded

Main Entry: Part-tarded
Pronunciation: 'pärt-tär-did
Function: adjective
offensive: 1: A person of otherwise average intelligence that demonstrates a habit of making unintelligent decisions or prone to acting in an unintelligent or careless manner. 2: An unwise decision made by those who do not have to actually carry out the instructions: 3: A device or machine (IE: Computers) when they don’t do what they are designed to do.

1: I don’t know why he did that, he knew better than to lick that Poison Ivy.
2: Man, whoever decided that doing it this way must have been Part-tarded.
3: I told this Part-tarded thing to print the document four times, but all it wants to do is open the calculator.

by D. Wulf September 5, 2008