An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.
Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!
by YAWA April 10, 2022
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Get the Tard of farts mug.Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.
Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.
by slangdrummer81 February 7, 2009
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"So I read in this article online that lesbians vaginas have teeth, that's the only reason why they are lesbians, cause no penis would go in there."
"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"
"Why would you believe that??? You're such a cooch tard, you need to get laid"
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Get the Lithi-Tard mug.A partially handicap person, someone who is special in their own way, but not quite full blown retard.
Bro I can't believe Daniel is jumping on the Patriots bandwagon since they won the Super Bowl. He must be a half a tard.
by Whale? March 4, 2015
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