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snakes on a dick

To be said in response to a question about how things are going at work or on a project when things are going well. When term is coupled with a hang lose hand sign it means things are going exceptionally well!
"like dicks on a snake" would mean the opposite, things are not going well.
"How are you and Tommy coming along running that copper tubing on the roof?" "Like snakes on a dick, boss"

"How's your science project coming along, little Willie?" "like snakes on a dick, dad"
by Izzy Longer January 8, 2014
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snake beater

One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.
Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.

Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.
by FloorBageo May 16, 2014
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Snake

Snake
1. A scamming backstabber. Someone who does something just to get something out of it.

2. A snitch.
1. Man that snake cheated me out of $220

2. Don't trust him, he's a snake.

3. A Tom Mckee is a Snake.
That Tom Mckee is a Snake. Don't trust him.
by Popcake August 11, 2016
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snake medicine

I've got 50 bucks in my wallet, I'm gonna head down to the store and get me a handle of some of that snake medicine
by Snake Medicine January 8, 2017
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Snake language

The language that is only spoken by Selenators and Beliebers who hate on The Weeknd
Belieber/Selenators: The Weeknd is ugly and his music is trash

XO: I'm sorry but I cannot understand what you're saying because you are speaking a language called snake language
by TheXODame February 20, 2017
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snake break

Dae Dae: Damn B! You was givin me that bomb head but just hit me with that snake break!
by Thirsty-Mah April 4, 2017
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Snakefarting

Sticking a snake up your ass then sharting it back out.
Dude you know what I did with Linda last night? Let's just say she was Snakefarting all night!
by DickKickem101 April 28, 2017
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