suicidal juanjo

When a man is too retarded to live, and decides to to throw himself on the tracks.

Oh no! Suicidal juanjo has ebola.

by SpanishHomunculus November 28, 2017

suicide bag

A body bag configured for conscientious suicidals to make postmortem cleanup that much easier for the authorities and less traumatic for any children, pets, or roommates of the deceased. Might include a window to slip an ID into (to save the loved ones from identifying the remains) or a frontal slot for a firearm and a rear plate to keep the bullet and any fluids from exiting the bag.

Charlie wanted to end his own life, but didn't feel like ruining his family's life with the images of his bloody remains, so he did the right thing and did it in a Suicide Bag (tm).

by Sims-Peckat August 7, 2010

suicide bomber

A person who farts in a large crowd of people and shows no regard for those around them or even themself. Their main purpose is to release their gases, even if it means standing right in the center of their own stink. The opposite of a crop-duster.

"Damn man...Joe was like a SUICIDE BOMBER the other night man. He would just drop ass and stand there. It was like he was proud of it."

by Crabcakes May 1, 2007

suicide stick

a cigarette. Smoking a cigarette is the same as trying to commit suicide. Thats why they should be called suicide sticks!

Lamar got lung cancer and a hole in his neck from smoking all those suicide sticks. Now he could never swim again and has to talk using a voice box.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

Suicide Bomber

Before climaxing within a woman's vagina, the man pulls out and, standing over her, begins masturbating furiously. The man then shouts "Allah u Akbar!" and then proceeds to climax on their own face. The Suicide Bomber.

Before climaxing, Jesse shocked the nation when he turned out to be a suicide bomber and climaxed all over his own face. There were two survivors. Nobody was injured, Jesse was just covered in semen.

by n8t the gr8 November 19, 2010

Suicide slap

The slap that your penis makes hitting your stomach because you’ve let go of it after one more evermore increasingly disapointing masturbation as you realise more and more each time that you’re extremely lonely and will never have anybody special

Each Suicide slap brings me closer and closer to my miserable and lonely, but welcomed end

by Damn I want to kms January 3, 2019

Suicide Circle

Involves two or more people to stand in a circle or opposite each other, each holding a gun in their right hand aiming to the next person to the rights head. All persons in the circle will then count down from ten, and on zero will simultaneously pull their triggers.

Dude, wanna make a suicide circle?

by fuknsquagle July 3, 2023