Jesse's Special Mix of Steam

A beverage made by teenagers in a dire time of need,
by mixing any alchohol found in you parents cupboard.

Soren: IM STEAAAMIN!!!!
Jesse: waddafuck....
Soren: been drinking Jesse's Special Mix of Steam! TRY IT!
Jesse: I am Jesse....

by Naughty=Monkey December 8, 2012

Steaming Mitten

After doling out a Detroit Thunder Clap (DTC) the woman then scoops up some of her freshly discharged shit and proceeds to give a hand job to the man on the receiving end if the DTC.

After she gave me a DTC she proceeded to give me a steaming mitten.

by Lilac Thirteen December 16, 2011

nygah steam

During anal sex, when a black guy is having a three way accidently fucks his male friend in the ass; the man being penetrated jerks in a sudden moment having the penetrators penis to become lodged in his ass.

Conor pulled a nygah steam on chris last night.

by chrissoutendijk February 26, 2011

Steam Face

someone who can not comprehend social situations and hides themselfs alone in their home glued to their computer screen.

Jake is such a steam face, gross.

by hate steam July 16, 2011

Steam Cup

1. The act of blowing steam (a fart) unexpectedly out of your rectum into your own hand while wiping your ass.

2. Taking your friends hand while he his passed out and farting into it then placing it back over his mouth.

Dude 1- Pretty epic that we gave Jerry a steam cup last night.

Dude 2- I wonder if he can still taste it this morning...

by Doin' the Bernie November 22, 2011

Russian Steam Bath

When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.

I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath

by thejavagameryt October 13, 2023

steam card

What an online girlfriend asks you for --- supposedly in order for her to prepare herself for establishing a romantic relationship with you, but actually has no intention of actually meeting you or otherwise favoring you in any way whatsoever --- and what you will really feel "steamed" about if you actually do buy the card for her, since you would likely just be wasting your money and getting absolutely nothing in return.

A hot online chick promised me a "steamy" relationship if I bought her a steam card, but I figger she was merely "blowing off steam" --- i.e., making a huge show of affection without actually meaning it or having any genuine intention of linking up with me.

by QuacksO October 24, 2023