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standing meal

Against a wall, the female is sitting on the male’s shoulders but facing the other way. The male proceeds to eat her out while leaning against the wall.
I gave him a standing meal last night
by Gos67 September 12, 2023
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fat standing

The desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.
When you are 400lbs, I've got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. Otherwise I'll look like a fool if I'm reduced to fat standing. Damn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight
by joecoolthefool October 19, 2015
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Standing tripod

sex move in which stand next to bed with chick lying on bed sideways and lean hands on her hair holding it down to the bed as your feet, hands and dick form a tripod of support!
by JBut December 25, 2007
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standing ovation

when you stand up while shitting and the shit makes a clap on the water
by janicethefrog April 29, 2024
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stand pisser

Someone who pees while standing and leaves drops on the toilet seat
Jack: Why is John such a fucking stand pisser?

Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!
by antinon October 31, 2023
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Standing ovation

When a girl fartshen sitting down and the fart makes her pussy lips flap
"Omg Karen what was sound?"

"It was a standing ovation Becca"
by Hdjfkf January 24, 2019
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one man stand

One man standing alone in a room, often confused with the more awesome one night stand.
Troels had a lof on one man stands.
by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013
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