Squatijike

An animal imagined by Wilbur Soot. A squatijike is a mammal with a head larger than it's muscular body. It has four legs with hooves, arms that are always extended, beady eyes, puckered lips, and produce milk. Male squatijikes are bright blue, females are dark brown. They have no preferred habitat and a poor sense of self preservation.

Also used as a verb

Look at that squatijike.

Look at him squatijiking around.

by Person06 May 28, 2021

jack rabbit squats

The jack rabbit squat is from the secret Tyson Van Bum-Gardener's plyometrics routine. To perform be sure to plant carrots with adequate spacing. When carrots are ready to be plucked, align body in garden row with your feet shoulder distance apart, slowly get down in squat position, flex buttocks to firmly grasp the carrot stem, pull the carrot out of the earth by jumping as high as you can with a lateral movement to set yourself up for the next pick, continue until you complete the row. Please note that this exercise works best without wearing pants and/or under garments.

Tyson performs jack rabbit squats with gravity defying leaps!

by Chew baca September 10, 2013

Squabbies

Any Form of Advanced Foreplay. Including Falacio, Hand Job, etc.

Dude 1: Yo, did you see clarke's sister?

Dude 2: Yea, i'm bout to start chillin with her and see if can get some squabbies.

by Smackary Slamstanski October 21, 2008

Sluat

1. A Idiots Version of SLUT.

2. Abi

person 1:"She was a hoe for sho."
person 2:"No she was a sluat"
person 1:"WTF is a 'sluat'?"
person 2:"-take out picture of Abi- :D"
person 1: "ohhhh"

by Abisgenderlyconfusedmother October 18, 2008

Squabuche

The crusty remnants of a night of dirty raw dogging sex left on the post coidal area and the fasinaty there in and around. (fuck stain)

My room mate came home and noticed the squabuche I left on the kitchen counter from last night

by Four cocksmiths May 24, 2010

Squad Wrecker

A homie hopper (hoe) that is dating a member from a squad, they break up and the hoe then hooks up with another member of a squad (homie hopper) thus causing problems and killing it for the squad

I heard that girl Diana is a squad wrecker.

by urbanmedusa May 29, 2015

Squabble up

Squabble up is a saying many Los Angeles residents use. There are two meanings. One meaning to "fight" the other meaning to "dance"

"Hey bro do you want to fight? Do you want to squabble up?"
"Do you know how to dance? Let's squabble up!"

by Mr. TrophKy TeaKm November 3, 2022