spicy trombone

When you eat an excessive amount of jalapeños then use the diarrhea as a lubricant all over her body

Joseph: What did you and Latasha do last night?

Trevor: We went to a Mexican restaurant and I have her a spicy trombone several times that night

by Loser Romney May 1, 2014

spicy buckshot

The poo after having a very spicy curry the night before

Oh my god, that curry last night mafe me have such a spicy buckshot

by maccamaaate May 27, 2014

spicy

A flatulent episode or bowel movement that burns. Especially after ethnic food that adds a lot of spice.

(Toilet humor) WoooHeee, that was spicy!

by curtmo June 2, 2014

spicy willy

When you dip your tongue in hot sauce and then stick it in someone's ear. Muahahaha

"Did you just give me a spicy willy?!"

by Sammy Anne Sam July 28, 2014

spicy street taco

Noun.

new flavor of doritos jacked chips.

also act of eating partners ass with bottle of hotsauce for lube.

How do those new doritos taste?
like a spicy street taco...

by 1977backwards October 9, 2014

Spicy chorizo

A culinary mishap in which a male cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching his penis with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to male-kind.

For the female version, see Spicy taco.

"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from our vendor, and then ran to take a leak. As I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy chorizo so bad I had to break out the milk."

by CookinSpain November 4, 2014

Spicy taco

A culinary mishap in which a female cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching parts on or around her vagina with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to female-kind.

For the male version, see Spicy taco.

"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from the vendor, and then ran to the bathroom. When I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy taco so bad I had to break out the milk."

by CookinSpain November 4, 2014