space monkies

Back in the day Stalin's ape-man super warriors were supposed to take over the world.
Planet of the Apes style.
Mean-while Britain and other Euro-style countries had already colonized most of it, in very monkey fashion I might add.
What happens if humans start to call themselves scientists and experiment on each other and unsuspecting civilians?
Well, you get a bunch of space monkies with alien-grade technology and all hell breaks loose.

What do you think of project Northwoods?
- space monkies
What do you think of project U2?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Stalinist Russia?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Hitler's Germany?
- space monkies
What do you think of Nagasaki?
- space monkies
What do you think of mk ultra?
- space monkies
What do you think of that idiot with a laser beam?
- space monkey

Well give these people a break!
Wouldn't you just be another space monkey if you got all this technology?

Yes, but I know it.
I don't think these titular scientists and strategists do.

NOTE: not to be confused with the alt rock band from Britain, Space Monkeys

Did you hear the commies had program to mate humans and monkies? Yeah I did, what a bunch of space monkies!

by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021

Space Jammy

When a video has a lot of space jam

Sans:Yo this video is Space Jammy
Papyrus: Lola bunny is hot

Sans: I thought you were gay

by Chookie718 May 26, 2020

Pocket Spacing

It is the distance measured between back pockets of womens jeans. All jean pockets are the same size so...the larger the ass the greater the 'spacing' is between them!

Look at that gal with the big ass! Yeah, there is some serious pocket spacing going on there.

by DaBirdman December 10, 2009

space grapes

small nuggets of marijuana, usually purple weed, that are extremely potent.

T-minus those space grapes into a fat earthquake.

by Fingaz Da Husla July 21, 2013

Space Balls

The act of grabbing a testicle in each hand and slowly massaging them and making rocket noises as the penis becomes erect.

Me: I love it when my girl does space balls to me, it feels so relaxing.

My Friend: Could she do it to me too?

by HollowBook January 9, 2022

Space suit

A space suit in when you pass gas in warm clothes and it channels the smell straight to your nose.

I was out playing in the snow and space suited myself! It stunk like sh#@!

by Upir lichy #1 July 9, 2017

Space song

The really sad song on those one YouTube shorts.
2763 2763 2763 2763 2763 2763 2763 2763 2763 2763

Space song just kicked in on YouTube shorts and now my house is flooded from tears 😭.

by HamimationsFanNumber15 September 20, 2023