tub soccer

When you are in the shower and shooting ropes "ejaculating" and the ropes are chilling in the tub and you have to kick them in the drain. GOAL!

Man it feels like the world cup of tub soccer. This rope shot is going ! Going! Gone. Kicking it right into the drain .

by P whitey November 10, 2021

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Dlsgoal l Official Dream League Soccer Kits Logo’s Of 2019

by dlsgoal September 5, 2019

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Soccer

Soccer is the most gay sport on planet. Because u only run and kick a ball. No defense & no major skill needed. In fact Soccer player are jerking off on gay porn. And they all have small dicks.(last year there was a pic of chiellinis dick).Usually they only can run fast. They can't jump and are weak little pussies.

Dan: "I play soccer and I have a very small dick."
Lisa:"How long is it?"
Dan:" It is about 1.5 inches long."

by GaySoccerDudeWithSmallDick January 30, 2020

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National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day

The 20th of January is known as National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day in the state of Louisiana.

Guy: What day is it?

Girl: It’s National Kiss a Soccer Boy Day

by graeme Cock January 12, 2023

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osd (obsessive soccer disorder)

the state of being completely and utterly addicted to the sport soccer. (futbol)

girl: alex obviously has osd
boy: what's osd?
girl: osd (obsessive soccer disorder). all he does is wear his soccer clothes matching with his other faggot soccer friends.

by anna oup- June 4, 2019

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Kiss a soccer boy day

October 31- National kiss a soccer boy day, girls kiss that soccer boy

Girl #1 “ that boy it hot i wanna kiss him”
Girl #2” well it’s october 31 national kiss a soccer boy dayand he okays soccer so go for it”

Girl #1 “ wow perfect timing i’m gonna go kiss him

by gdoyxkgxigckv kgd October 28, 2019

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