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Smells like chris

Smells like chris means you probably smell like shit
Ah dude it smells like Chris in here
by Papa_D April 11, 2023
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lick and smell

When you lick your gf/bf's butthole and then they fart. It makes your tounge rumble. Girl's farts make it bubble while boy's farts make it pound.
Mia: Did you like that lick and smell? :-)
Me: Yeah do it again so it can make my tounge rumble
by SmartMan69 May 24, 2017
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wool smell

like sheep but less mobile
iballisticsquid: what does wool smell like
stampy: it's.. it's like sheep, but less mobile
iballisticsquid: wow that is the weirdest description of what wool smells like ever
stampy: how many descriptions have you heard
iballisticsquid: not many, stamps... if I look in the dictionary will that come up?
by adultminecraftfan September 27, 2023
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smell righteous

To smell so good you turn yourself on.
Bought my new shampoo - man, shit makes me smell righteous.
by RST1966 April 23, 2016
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Auto Smell Pecker

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.
Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.

Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!

Ohhhkay?

Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L
by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022
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