Smart

When you're so dumb that you think you're smart.

You: I am smart.
Your friend: You literally don't even know 1 + 1.

by ThatGuyThatMakesYouFeelStupid October 21, 2020

Smart

Smart people

He is smart

by Connor45434 December 04, 2021

Ollie Smart

The act of being ridiculously tall and looking kinda Amish.

"Hey brah - is that guy Amish?!"

"No man, that's just Ollie Smart."

by Rory_Mahony123 January 18, 2017

Smartness

The best

Smartness

by Yourmomw February 06, 2022

smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow

the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98

by on my last brain cell December 02, 2024

Smart figure

noun -- How the Japanese say "attractive" or "good looking". In order to say someone is smart, you would say "Smart head".

That blonde over there has a really smart figure.

by GatsbyLosClavos August 22, 2008

as smart as a whip

very alert and intelligent.

"despite some of the things he says, he's as smart as a whip"

by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025