slow grease

1. n. the name for both the substance and the moment at which you have realized that you have shit your pants, but it has yet to leak out of your anus to ruin your best underwear and your day.
Those chicken livers I had last night must have been bad because this morning when I dropped ass the ol slow grease dribbled out and ruined me favorite drawers.
by Doc Guitar November 6, 2014
mugGet the slow greasemug.

Drinking Slow

A pussy way of drinking alcoholic beverages. Put cup to lips, sip, then put cup down and walk away.

This method is to be used by Catholics, pussies, and little bitches who only drink for fun.

Also for responsible people.
I’m having a party later, but I think I’m just going to be drinking slow tonight.
by Lb6188 May 3, 2018
mugGet the Drinking Slowmug.

ni-nice and slow

Hittin that nice and slow
Bro you know i be hittin that shi- ni-nice and slow
by Ni-Nice And Slow November 2, 2022
mugGet the ni-nice and slowmug.

Slow Cook

To be misleading to someone by being nice to their face just to make fun of them behind their back.
Why are you talking to that weird kid?

Naw I’m just trynna slow cook him.
by Skoodiloo Child September 20, 2021
mugGet the Slow Cookmug.

Slow boi

Like “will” he just spit it out the slow boi
CWO
by Sososoapy January 18, 2025
mugGet the Slow boimug.

Slow Cocking

A male friend slowly and sternly pretending to jerk off a very long big cock infront of someone in a lunch room.
Simone was slow cocking infront of her friends over lunch
by Kaitiedid September 24, 2022
mugGet the Slow Cockingmug.

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