skater

if u r a townie and u wonna call me coz im a greebo or sk8er or wot eva other gay names u wonna call me then u suck!!!

some one who likes to be called by townies but is harmless just avin fun on there board!

by KIAYL September 21, 2003

skaterbation

n: the act of skateboarding down a road with one's genitals hanging out, and stroking, pulling, yanking, lubing up, etc said preferably erect penis in the process.

v: to masterbate furiously while skateboarding(usually done as a prank, but theres the occasional wierdo who does it because it gets him off.)

"So I did a little skaterbation past a local picnic today. Scared the little ones."

by Dunkappa October 11, 2007

skate board to eye guy

This term is used by the skating comunity
it is a term that is used to describe a skater who has a black eye or when the skate board comes in contact with someones eye

yo dude i pulled a skateboard to eye guy today at the park i was trying to do a kick flip and the board kicked under me and got me in the eye

the term comes from the show bill nye the science guy
the term is relativley close to bill nye the science guy and is often sung with the theme song

"skate board to eye guy
skate,skate,skate skate
skate board to eye guy

this term derived from influence on the southern California culture and was featured on a video called beard no beard this arose the popularity and was the start to this saying
it is no used on a common bases in Connecticut and the eastern side of the united states

by jaju baller June 26, 2008

SKATE BUM

noun- also Sk8 Bum. an enthusiast of skateboarding, esp. one who gives it priority over work. usually enjoys alcohol on a regular basis. often in the company of a SKATE BABE.
commonly associated with the motto : BOARDS, BOOZE, AND BABES.

that guy parties all night and skates all day, he's a damn SKATE BUM!

by Mike DAMMIT November 11, 2009

butter skater

1.A peon; Someone not worthy of real attention; Someone who has a bad job; Somone who has to do something degrading.

I can't believe that guy thinks he is better than me... what a butter skater.

History: based on the men who skate around the griddle with butter pats on the feet to oil up the griddle for Paul Bunyun's pancake breakfast.

by Chris Reilly May 20, 2005

skate zombie

A person who skateboards. In the 80s and early 90s it was a skate rat.

I think it would be funny if that little skate zombie flying down the road gets speed wabbles and busts his ass on the pavement

by random person March 14, 2005

skater

A person that comes to work and is seen by many people but is never found at their desk. They never seem to have time to get their work done. They usually have a "prop" that makes it look like they just "stepped away" from their desk. Something like a Cup of Coffee, a Pair of Glasses laid beside their computer, or a sweater/jacket resting on the back of their chair. Their calendars are never shared. Cell phone is never charged. They never seem to get anything done nor does anyone know of anything that they have completed. The two times of the day you will see them are in the morning when they enter the office and at 5:00pm sharp as they leave the office. Though, sometimes they stay late to make it look like they are really busy.

Worker1: "Hey do you know where Ann is?"
Worker2: "No, she is a Skater, no one can ever find her"

by ButterMN May 18, 2006