Speed Hating

when a girl walks past you in bitch mode and makes a brief comment in attempt to demoralize you in front of your friends

"Your such an asshole, goodbye!"

"Ah, she's just speed hating."

by TheBigK February 3, 2010

speed-chub

the condition of an erection after taking too many stimulants

i got this "speed-chub"..i can fuck for like 2 minutes at a time but then it starts to go soft..then i gotta like milk that blood back in and go back to fuckin. this bitch be rollin her eyes i'm lovin it.

this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)

now bend down further i need to do a line

by bobby swoledick brothers February 7, 2010

shweed breath

when a person's breath smells like shit and weed.

jessica : "YO! Rashad got that shweed breath!"
ashley : "eeew. how do you kiss him?"

by fuckyeah31 July 20, 2010

Speed Moose

Placing hands either side of someone's head without their knowledge at the last second in order to make them appear to be a moose.

Dude did you see that picture from the other night?

Aw man...total speed moose

by Whitay December 4, 2010

Speedcoon

A beavcoon who has reached terminal velocity.

Native American Guy: Speedcoon go fast!

by Speedcoon August 26, 2013

speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.

I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!

by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014

speed fishing

An action where an individual goes through several candidates in a single sitting on plenty of fish.

EX:1st person "Gees! You've already messaged 20 people on pof! It's only been five minutes!"

2nd person "Yeah I'm speed fishing."

by Dr. Fate April 16, 2014