eat my shit

An insult which can be said to someone who is pissing you off, shortened to EMS

Would you like to Eat My Shit you massive fucking cock face?!?!

by Phat Ba*d May 11, 2006

Shit hot

Excellent, fantastic, marvelous, quite superb. In other words another word for something good. Do not confuse with Hot shit (see hot shit).

See that car over there?
Yeah it's shit hot.

by Will Marston May 28, 2003

Shit Nuggets

From not wipeing your arse properly, you get dry pieces of shit on your arse hair

Luke Harrington has bear shit nuggets

by kieran April 9, 2004

shit a brick sideways

An EXTREME case of constipation

Before:
I feel like I'm going to shit a brick sideways!!!

After:
Man my ass hurts, I just shit a brick sideways.

by HDR February 4, 2004

shit and shower

(Verb) The act of taking a shit, then immediately showering as an alternative to wiping ones ass. Usually practiced my young males.

"Curses, the toilet paper is out, guess its time for a shit and shower."

by Lusty McLester November 14, 2005

cat shit

1. The feces of a cat
2. food that tastes really nasty.

1. Eww...there's cat shit in my garden!
2. What the hell is this? Liver and onions? I'm not eating this cat shit!

by Mitsuneko January 16, 2008

shooting the shit

Talking with others just to pass the time. The topic of conversation may vary, but in general there is no point to be made.

We were just hanging out last night at the bar and shooting the shit.

by J-Dubya October 31, 2003