sausage syndrome

When a girl/girls appear much more attractive than they actually are, due to a low volume of girls compared to a high volume of guys.

Guy 1: "Man, Jessica looks hot tonight."
Guy 2: "Bro, she's 200 pounds overweight. You just have sausage syndrome because she's the only girl here."

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sausage beard

Hey, wanna see my sausage beard?

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A vagina with huge lips that looks like there is a sausage on it.

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Wow Marissa! That sausage skirt looks super cute on you!

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when you fill a condom with shit tie it off and use it ass a dildo

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When a female shits in a condom,ties it off and uses it as a dildo

Susan could not find her purple dildo so she made a sausage dildo

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When someone takes a shit on a condom and uses it as a dildo.

I didn´t have money for a normal dildo, so I made a sausage dildo

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