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advertorial sage

One who thrives in the commercial throes of cleaning, polishing, and aesthetic products and gadgetry, while possessing and embodying the wisdom of an edified persona.
The advertorial sage's day job seems contrary to her true passion and spirit, leading one to expect greatness from such trials.
by Peralta January 12, 2009
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e-sage

a back massage received while rolling
That blonde girl gave me an e-sage last night, I almost came it felt so good.
by ASTAR191919 May 19, 2009
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Man-Saggers

A occurrence in a human male who is obese where the increased number of female hormones combine with the fat to create a saggy, wrinkly mess around the nipple area. This can sometimes lead to lactation, and decreased activity in the hardening of the nipples.

Otherwise Known as "shriveled whales" and "Inflated Dehydrated Chest Syndrome"
1. Tom to friends : Man, i heard Jack got the Man-saggers, that shit's deadly. Poor guy, they're really freakin gross too.

2. Doctor to Tom: Im Sorry lad, it seems you have man-saggers. Im going to start you on a intense rehabilitation program, but im sorry to say, your never gonna be the same.

Tom: Fuck my life
by simon3335 May 20, 2009
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man saggers

A term you would use when you have been extrodanarily dissed and you have no way to comeback without making a complete fool of yourself and being stabbed because you will have no friends.
Bill: yo momas so fat, she sucks on ginass day and night like a turd monkey.
Alex: oh yeah! well your a man saggers!
Bill: oh no you didnt! im gonna go cry now!
by jam1234567890 February 18, 2010
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The Sage Hunter

Alcoholic drink, little asian flair
An alcoholic drink that will give you antioxidants and pure inebriation.
1 part Jaegermeister
2 part Sweetened Green Tea with Honey

"Dude, went to Chinese restaurant; they served green tea. Spiked it with some jaeger, made myself The Sage Hunter."

"Sage Hunter kicked my ass..."
by Deemoe September 23, 2012
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blue sage

The gardener harvested all the herbs in the garden except the sage. Now sage is lonely. Sage is a blue sage.
by Wrathian June 14, 2017
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anna sagely

Amazing girl who loves food and hopefully keeps a boyfriend
Anna Sagelys too salty
by Anna_loves_food November 15, 2017
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