Roasting a marshmallow

Roasting a marshmallow

Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017

Pig Roast

when three people do the dirty dirty in the same position as a roasting pig on a spit.

look at the person, they love to pig roast!

by urbydicky670000 July 7, 2025

roasting bed

1. a bed that's too hot
2. a bed that roasts you when you lie down or sit on the bed

This is a roasting bed!

by DMreal July 16, 2022

Rainy Day Roast Beef

When it is raining and you take a roast beef sandwich and drip the juice into yo girls pussy and then drink it out of her.

"Milenna loves a rainy day roast beef"

by roastbeefer October 30, 2023

BoilerMaker Rump Roast

When a boilermaker goes to the local butcher to get a cut of meat in the shape of a big fat cock. Usually from a cow, but can be from a sizable pig.

Dan had to witness Brent walk in with a boilermaker rump roast, he asked Brent if it would be smoked or seasoned, Brent replied that it would be lubed.

by InspectrumBidave November 23, 2025

Ripe Roast

When you put your testicles on a pan fresh out of the oven

Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!

by Raviable March 29, 2020

Roast Hen

An attractive person

Person 1: "Get a load of TRHOT"
Person 2: "What? That makes no sense."
Person 1: "That Roast Hen over there. They're attractive! You should ask them out."

by Andre Boule May 6, 2021