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Ripping Schlong

The act of slamming massive amounts of puss at a rate higher than everyone else. When someone is Ripping Schlong, they are respected by everyone. Hard to do for long amounts of time, best done in short phases. Warning: Ripping Schlong is not for everyone.

Similar phrases:
Slinging dong

Salami slaying’
Crushing puss

Can be shortened to rippin’ it.
Oh boy, Bartholomew is ripping schlong! He’s about made his way through the entire sorority.
by The Rip-Stick April 15, 2021
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Swiss Rip

Taking a toke from a highly percolated bong, such as a Nate Dizzle Swissperc bong.
I took 1 Swiss rip and now I'm high as fuck
by JA*COB June 21, 2018
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Rips for Tits

An expression that someone might say after you ask for a hit of whatever theyre smoking on. If someone says “Rips for Tits” to you, it means you can only have a hit if you do them some type of sexual favor or flash them.
Well-Intended Innocent Female: Can I hit your juul?
Guy that goes to Private School: You know the drill..rips for tits.
by hiddenvalleyfaith February 27, 2019
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Rip-Whip

Used to describe the action of ripping out a girls tampon and whipping her in the face with it.
"Girl shut your mouth before I rip-whip you."
by TheTruthIsOut October 29, 2012
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Rip & Return

The act of "renting" a DVD from a rental machine, ripping it and returning it to the vending machine within the period when you are not charged for rental.
What did you do last night? Not much, I did a rip & return on the new Batman movie.
by MrPudding January 21, 2009
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Rip a sui

Alternative for kms, sui short for s**cide
Honestly living in nyc makes me want to rip a sui
by happyhappyhappy567 April 9, 2023
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Ripped backs

A term used by highly motivated and highly skilled process operators to describe a Jaffa cake that has had its base layer ripped off during the baking process.
Oh for Christ sake, we’ve only lasted an hour and we already have ripped backs!

We better do a re-con, the ripped backs are getting dumped by the jam.

If the ripped backs are good enough to come up, they’re good enough to go down.
by Best oven Op No.1 December 28, 2021
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