how do you get dick from richard

simply ask him nicely

1: how do you get dick from richard
2: ask him nicely

by Confusions December 21, 2021

i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again

A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.

Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.

by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021

badass richard

the state of being so drunk you are closer to death than being alive.

Dude we got badass richard drunk.

by icke2433 February 23, 2010

Richard Fulloway

A delusional person who believes that the world was created by the flying spaghetti monster.

"You know that guy, Eric Manson?"
"Oh yeah, he's a real Richard Fulloway."

by thatgirlfromspace June 12, 2009

King Richard

A penis.

What am I doing tonight? Tonight I will be in the service of King Richard.

by americanmidwestsamurai April 21, 2011

grown richard

Grown richard is a richard (dick) that is fully grown. Basically an erect penis.

I don't care how old she is she can still get the grown richard

by coops mcgrutes September 23, 2010

Douglas Richard Stickel

Tall, dark and handsome. Not only is he flawless but he is a musician as well. He writes his own songs, and they are just beautiful. His voice is even better.. When singing you just wanna cry, because it sounds like dew from a flower dropping onto the ground.
He's so well mannered, patient, and down-to-earth. Once you befriend him, he changes your life. He shows you a road in life you'll never want to leave. Talented, intelligent, popular, spunky, lovable and kind are only some things i could say about him. He's the type of guy that you trust completely and can tell anything to. He's a great friend. Everyone wants to be him and girls are all over him, but he doesn't see it. He is VERY experienced in the bedroom, and will satisfy every need you have. He has tried to love but couldn't until he met his new spouse : They will be together for a life time. <3

- Do you know anyone who is quite as amazing as Douglas Richard Stickel?
- No, I don't. He's the only guy i know that is THAT amazing.

by milton.saraa May 2, 2010