1: how do you get dick from richard
2: ask him nicely
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Richard Head Syndrome

The Richard Head syndrome is a disease in which you cannot get over something. Specifically liberal19 aka covid and your enjoyment to vote for change. With the disease you need to repeat yourself for months or years. Might even turn into decades. You can’t help yourself from continuously posting on social media, blowing up friends and family phones, shouting in public, etc.
I think our friend Rick is crazy. He is posting his emotions about Covid and voting on yupbook again. No he just has Richard Head syndrome
by Carlson99 May 28, 2025
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Bob Richards

When you have a micro penis and you just look to the bright side and have a great day every day
by Tstewart March 27, 2014
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Richard Huffelman

Da infamous ex-military fanatic and weaponry-crazed dude from DownEast Maine who was perpetually in a simmering resentful mood; he received two consecutive life-sentences for murdering two innocent neighbors. Google "fear thy neighbor, red picket fences" for all da assordid details.
I try very hard to behave myself socially and keep the peace with everyone around me; there are too many Richard Huffelmans around.
by QuacksO January 07, 2019
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Richard’s Ascot

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze
“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”

“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”
by Cleaveandcrack8 January 12, 2021
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Richardized

A state of being; Someone always on the positive end of the "Blame Game", A person that lies so much they convince self it is true, One which will convinces themselves "If I don't remember it didn't happen" upon confrontation will revert to childlike state and exert the "you're picking on me" battle cry
"Bro lied so much he Richardized himself"
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