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Courtesy Reach

A courtesy reach is performed at a restaurant when the waiter presents the check. It's a reach for the wallet, with a pause, a slight lean in and a quizical look, intended to mislead the person who grabbed the check into thinking that you want to help with the check.
Jason was a great help at the meeting and even reached for his wallet at lunch.

Q: Awesome, Was it a quick draw?

A: Nope. It was more of a Courtesy Reach.
by Mr David January 14, 2012
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colonel ratchet

a term used to describe gab s or anyone who is ratchet
"Colonel Ratchet please report to the main office"
by Gabshoo January 20, 2013
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rusty reach

The act of analy destroying a girl. After 3 hours of not stop fucking you begin punching said girl repeatedly in the back of the head. Once she is knocked out, bring her unconscious body to random places to take pictures. (i.e. The roof, under water in you pool, in the tree on your front lawn, your kitchen table, and eventually when she begins showing signs of regaining consciousness, on the radiator). When she's in the hospital recovering from radiation poisoning, you then show her the pictures. Thus the Rusty Reach.
I always keep pictures of my Rusty Reach framed in the front hallway of my house for all of my guests to see.
by RusterBuster April 6, 2014
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Elegant Ratchetness

The appearance of togetherness, style, grace and organization, accompanied by controlled chaos with a nonchalant attitude. But this attitude can be triggered with the slightest disrespect or
incompetence!

Origin from the Louisiana term Ratchet

The word ratchet first appeared in 1999, with the song "Do the Ratchet" by Anthony Mandigo from Shreveport, Louisiana.
“I’m on my shit, but I ain’t shit” - Elegant Ratchetness

“They better not ask me to do nothing extra today at work”
by MrDanny E.R January 9, 2019
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detroit double-reacharound

The Detroit Double-Reacharound is when you wrap your arm around your victim and hold them in place, then slowly but snugly slide your entire fist inside their anus and hold them like that.
And just as she climbed onto the bus headed home, the man behind her slid his arm under hers and gave her the ol' Detroit Double-Reacharound. Becky's ride home just got a lot comfier.
by blusaranoob July 2, 2014
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canadian friendly reach

The art of allowing a Canadian to give you a reach around in Canada.
"I was just in Canada, and I got a Canadian friendly reach "
by FruitSnacks2 September 21, 2017
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Buff the ratchet

Slang terminology for telling someone to suck your dick.
Construction foreman: " I need you to clean all the tools"
Me: "You can buff the ratchet"
by Ace boogies February 5, 2019
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