Pump Dookie

Masturbating while taking a shit

Drew: "i gotta go take a Pump Dookie"

by Buttereater666 October 20, 2017

Sucker-Pump

The act of sneaking up behind someone when they bend over, grabbing their hips and delivering a hard, uninvited pelvic thrust. Typically accompanied by a loud, guttural cry. The skillful sucker-pumper then nonchalantly goes about their business as if the event never occurred.

Joe was completely non-plussed following the delivery of an especially vicious sucker-pump.

by Dr. Ironmind March 29, 2017

pump stomp

When u eat a pussy so muck your

tongue has marks

I pump stomp yesterday i cant eat.

by Killer juju head April 2, 2017

Pollution Pump

The unclean sphincter of a human that pumps out a pollutant. (AKA Butthole)

Guy 1 : How'd last night go?
Guy 2: Well, we had a good time putting items into her pollution pump
Guy 1: NIIIIICE

by WootALoot February 27, 2018

the cum pump

The last two weak pumps a guy gives when he blows his load

I knew I was pregnant the second I felt the cum pump

by Tingtangwallawallabingbanged May 31, 2016

Pump and Hump

When a human of the female gender, pulls her tits, or the male counterparty pulls them, untill she squirts breast milk onto the male dick. The male then inserts his penis into the females vagina using the milk as a lubrication.

Your having sex tonight? Well im going to Pump and Hump tonight Sister!

by Fuckboy69#chris in the cafe January 18, 2017

Chump pump

A person that manually bails a household sump after the electricity fails and they do not have a generator.

Dave and Sue spent all Saturday night working the chump pump because a tree took out their power lines.

by JMcFlyasdf September 5, 2011