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Pocket Cow

Is a self defense technique that involves carrying a pocket sized cow in case of attack. When attacked you whip it out and throw it at the assailant. Because no one has a prepared defense for such a random attack it has the effect of stunning an assailant who is left for some time processing "hey, did that guy just throw a cow at me?" This allows you plenty of time to escape as the assailant tries to dislodge the now expanded to full size cow. A variant of the Pocket Cow is the Dancing Pocket Cow which also inflicts steady small damage from the four hooves until the cow is dislodged. Creation credit: RPGIlluminati
Oh no, he has a gun; deploy pocket cow!

Wait, what , did that guy just throw a cow at me?... (followed by spamming the space bar or tapping the screen for some time to get the cow off) Where did he go?
by PapaIlluminati June 24, 2023
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Pocket Rider

Slang for a small midget prostitute with a deeply depressing wild side.
Sometimes I can lose my pocket rider in the dark abyss
by Pocket Rider April 18, 2023
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The Pocket of life

Guy 1: Yeah I totally touched "The Pocket of life" Man!
Guy 2: Dammmmmn! you got lucky!
by ...why? May 11, 2023
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pocket cuban

A tiny Cuban, usually female, that is small enough in stature that they could probably fit in your pocket.
Maritza, you're my favorite Pocket Cuban!

*holds open pocket*
Hop in, we're going shopping.
by LexiStripes November 8, 2018
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Naked pocket

Leaving the house with nothing in your pocket
by Chawky December 23, 2018
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Pocket vodka

Typically a pint or half pint of cheap vodka that you keep in your back pocket to supplement your drinking at the bar.
My bar tab was 50 bucks just think how much it would have been if I didn't have pocket vodka
by The Golden Cheetah August 16, 2018
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gift pocketing

The act of secretly putting something into someone's pocket, the opposite of pick pocketing.
I found an iphone in my pocket the other day, absolute no clue how it got there, someone must have been gift pocketing
by clown socks August 20, 2022
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