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A man is not a plan

A man is not a plan — On Thursday February 15th 2024, Fani Willis electrified the non-Black world with the Black Cultural Maxim: A man is not a plan. Taught by her stern southern father she was taught to be a strong independent woman who could take care of herself. Pops gave her the following instructions that would help to prevent a Trump-like pussy grab. 1) if you go out in a date have $200.00 with you so that if a man decides to act up; then you can go wherever you want to go. 2) Keep six months of living expenses in cash on hand at all times in safes and lock boxes to buttress against unforeseen misfortune. 3) Pay your own way. A man who pays is a man who expects to be laid. 4) Speak up for yourself. Any strong independent woman will tell you that this is a good strategy for self-protection. As Fani said, the only man who ever paid her way is her father.

You go girl, YOU GO!!!!!!!
Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, I got my own house, my own car, and my own money; a man is a companion — A man is not a plan!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 15, 2024
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Plan B One-Step

And when you do, there’s Plan B One-Step—the #1 OB/GYN recommended emergency contraception brand.
by SPrice1980 May 24, 2023
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Plan

And yes.
Hym "That was my plan. Assault that axioms of all of your beliefs and then pull off the most profound human accomplishment the world has ever seen in the most convoluted way humanly possible. Worked like a charm! Magic pixel comeback!"
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
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Jam planning

The term "jam planning" means to be or the victim of what can only be described as opening another's ass and putting jam in said ass
I cant wait to jam planning you with my thick hands and my smuckers
by Convictedfelon101 April 11, 2022
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Plan S

Suicide or a plan for suicide.
Man, I will never get out of debt, I've been considering Plan S.
by jw4jr049jpkemiw4r April 17, 2020
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poker plans

Nananan Nananana Nananana! I wanna rob a train, like I’m in Lemoyne yah! Rob it, grab it, shoot it, plan it Dutchie, I’m with you. I Won’t be like John he ran away from you! And after, Micah’s rattin’ to the law, betraying you. Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I shoot his face Show him I’m with dutch Woah, woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah, woah woah Woa-oah woah woah Woa-oah woah I love you Dutch But please fix those plans Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I’ve got a plan, Arthur!" Van Der Linde, Van Der Linde I’m always by your side Poker Plans "I got a plan Arthur!"
by LightSwigger December 23, 2023
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Intel Core Plan

The plan of Intel to kill Graystillplays, RTGame, and Let's game it out for lagging computers beyond oblivion
Artzhole: Look I found out about the Intel Core Plan
Random poo head: I know about the Intel Core Plan
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