Skip to main content

ill piss

The act of urinating after consuming great volumes of often alcoholic beverages that leaves the urinator with a feeling of grandeur and life satisfaction.
Guys, I promise I'll stop being a bitch after I get this ill piss out of the way!
by cwoozle August 7, 2011
mugGet the ill piss mug.

piss-worthy

Piss-worthy; On the hotness scale, a girl that is so hot you would allow her to piss on your face just so you could see where it was coming from.
Man dude dis smokin ass chick was so fuggjn hot dude she was like piss-worthy. Know wut I'm sayin?
by Vitamin D9 December 3, 2020
mugGet the piss-worthy mug.

Uncle Piss

Piss soaked old man, likes to follow younger men into toilets and piss on them.
Oh no, Uncle Piss has claimed his next victim
by UnclePaz March 24, 2021
mugGet the Uncle Piss mug.

Piss Trout

Someone who is always bitchin' and acting like a cunt
"Wow you're acting like a real piss trout"
by burdenbageater69 May 29, 2018
mugGet the Piss Trout mug.

Piss parade

When you are to nice of a person to tell people no or to just "lay down the law"

When you get taken advantage of...
Maria and Chandler moved in a few months ago. They don't pay rent and hardly do any cleaning. They were told from the start they should try to chip in as much as they can.

"What the fuck am I to you, a Piss Parade?? I shouldn't HAVE to tell you to clean up after yourself it's common sense!!"
by Sabrina Alexandra L. April 6, 2016
mugGet the Piss parade mug.

schoolboy piss

When an adult male uses a public urinal, but drops his trousers and pants to the floor, revaling his bare arse.
Did you see my mate Jacob in the toilets, pants at his ankles! A schoolboy piss master if I say so myself. Shall we get a drink?
by _The_GP December 20, 2018
mugGet the schoolboy piss mug.

hoedown piss

a hoedown piss is when you go to the bathroom and don't want to wash your hands after, so, instead of touching your cock, you pull down your boxers and rest your balls on the elastic of your boxers, allowing your wiener to rest there, pointing towards the toilet. you then place both hands on the front of your boxers and proceed to squat up and down like you are at a country hoe down.

when finished urinating, one can shake by simply gripping the elastic of the boxers with the thumbs and middle fingers and simply pull up and down on the elastic, shaking your wiener and flinging piss off in all directions.

most appropriately performed outdoors or in bathrooms at fast food restaurants
I had to punch doug in the back of the head cuz I caught him hoe-down pissing in our bathroom last weekend.

(Bill and Steve's conversation after Bill, who was shitting in the stall, and Steve, who was pissing in the urinal beside the stall, leave an Arby's bathroom together and sit down to eat)

Steve: (reaching in for one of Bill's fries) Can I have a fry?
Bill: you can eat shit and die. I never saw you wash your hands before we left the washroom.
Steve: dude, its fine, I hoe-down pissed
Bill: alright then , yes, you may have a fry. but only one. or ill skull fuck you.

Bill and Steve: (highfiving) hoedown piss!
by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
mugGet the hoedown piss mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email