Penis Peanut Butter

When you stick your penis in the brand new jar of peanut butter. Goes great with gina jelly.

"Somebody penis peanut butter our new jar of peanut butter"

by Tangy_sludge January 11, 2017

Peanut Butter

Used to be my favourite snack until the I learned the FDA allows up to 30 or more insect fragments, or one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams.

Buddy P- "Hey, What'd you have for breakfast"

Me- "Why, my favourite snack of course, Peanut butter on apples"

Buddy P casually replies- "oh so you mean you had rodent hair, cockroach legs and peanut butter on your apples?"

Me- Fuck you enemy P

by well la de da effin da February 4, 2010

Peanut butter balls

A medication that someone would take for seizures.

He takes the peanut butter balls for his shakes

by JGBoylan1 October 10, 2009

peanutbutter

Pronounced pea nut butt her. When you bust a nut with your peehole in her butt.

I peanutbuttered that bitch.

by KRinnovations November 23, 2013

Peanut

A young Nigerian prince who was outcast from his fellow chocolate people. Most of the time is also pretty shit at Mario Kart (7). Thinks that a winning streak starts at one because he is an idiot. Young Boi

"Peanut, do you want to play Mario Kart?"
"Sure! I'll be sure to beat you this time Kimo!!"
"Yeah right, ratnew!"

by Penut12347 March 10, 2018

double peanut butter and jelly sandwich

A good ass sandwich that has three pieces of bread with two layers of peanut butter and jelly. Sometimes known to give you deja fat.

Man I ate this good ass sandwich yesterday man.
What the fuck are you talking about.
Double peanut butter and jelly sandwich motha fucka, that shits the shit.

by CHODES September 6, 2007

Peanut Brittle

When you rub peanut butter on your fingers and then finger a girl

My hands still smell like peanut butter after i me and sally peanut brittled

by Syd Shenk February 1, 2010