The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.
"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."
"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"
"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"
by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021

Friend 1: You know that one guy, name right?
Friend 2: Yeahhh… he smells so bad, it’s like… onions.
Friend 1: He’s like a superhero! Onion man to the rescue!
Friend 2: A superVILLAIN, you mean.
Friend 2: Yeahhh… he smells so bad, it’s like… onions.
Friend 1: He’s like a superhero! Onion man to the rescue!
Friend 2: A superVILLAIN, you mean.
by I hate onions (raw+green) May 29, 2024

by Nrick Bocia January 31, 2023

A vegetable that tastes peculiar
It can be peeled and used as an ingredient
Also if u cut it like an idiot, it retaliates and blinds you
It can be peeled and used as an ingredient
Also if u cut it like an idiot, it retaliates and blinds you
by Intellectual Minecrafter July 14, 2019

You onion
by George when were older fuck me January 1, 2020

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

by RaunchyNutSaq May 17, 2021
