An Lai

Shows up on time, dresses appropriately, stinks, shows up on time….

Dang! An Lai back at it again!

by Veeektor November 24, 2021

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Otb lay dung

The art of taking a shit....

Jack was on the bog... door open... laying dung.... bekah could hear his big plops from the kitchen ... otb lay dung

by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024

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OTB Lay dung

The poetic and graceful art of taking a shit...

Jack syrup is on the bog Lay dung...said bekah the bonnet dung bitty. OTB Lay dung

by Swooshbeast December 17, 2023

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Lay Raise

Lay Raise: The result of being fired from a position only you or very few people can fill, only to be hired back at a higher pay rate when the company whom fired you comes crawling back for your help.

So they fired me on Friday, and hired me back on Tuesday, but for more money, because I didn't want to go back for the same. Best three day weekend and lay raise ever!

by LoganPhyve January 31, 2012

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Santa's Hairy Lay

When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.

Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."

by Dudgeridino March 07, 2016

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