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Starbucks Employee: Name for the order?
Customer: X Æ A-12
Starbucks Employee: I asked for your name, not your password.
Customer: X Æ A-12
Starbucks Employee: I asked for your name, not your password.
by TheOriginalYeet May 05, 2020
December 12 is when a guy can get a good long slap at a girls ass. Wether they are taken or not. They can grab it and jiggle too.
by ChingChingMothaSocka December 12, 2019
Another word for roadhead.
(Performing oral sex on the driver of a car)
People often say it when someone says they want to ride in the front seat of the car.
(Performing oral sex on the driver of a car)
People often say it when someone says they want to ride in the front seat of the car.
"Shotgun!"
"12 gauge!"
"12 gauge!"
by Gaby Young September 01, 2006
One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The
bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."
The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The
bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.
Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks
instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed
"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."
The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
by drones November 02, 2014
August 12, 2036, the heat death of the universe, August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe, - LOUDWARD 🗣️🗣️🗣️
by omgwhatiswhy June 06, 2023